February 2012
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
me: you can have oranges
ashlye: from where?
me: my old house. you can have them
ashlye: it's not your tree..
me: it is I planted it it's MY tree, you can get them
ashlye: I'd be just some random kid
me: IT'S MY TREE
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
i have a silent friendship with so many of you we never talk but we always like/reblog each other and i just love you from a distance
manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
My Chemical Romance: If there's a place that I could be then I'd be another memory. Can I be the only hope for you? Because you're the only hope for me
Green Day: Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars. Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are
Blink 182: Are you afraid of being alone? Cause I am, I'm lost without you, are you afraid of leaving tonight? Cause I am, I'm lost without you
All Time Low: Your love is the barrel of a gun, so tell me, am I on the right end? I could be nothing but a memory to you, don't let this memory fade away
A Day To Remember: It's Monday morning and I would kill for a chance to drive. Get so far away from here with you my dear, that I'll never leave your side
The Maine: I'm sorry, I'm not what you wanted, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I let you down and I could use some poor excuse 'cause the hardest thing to say,it's the hardest thing to say in the world, I'm sorry
Nevershoutnever: I love you five times more than any boy from before, 'cause all they really cared about was weather you put out. And I truly believe, that this love could be.
Bring Me The Horizon: I won't give up on you, These scars won't tear us apart. So don't give up on me, it's not too late for us. And I'll save you from yourself
30 Seconds to Mars: No matter how many deaths that I die I will never forget No matter how many lives that I live I will never regret There is a fire inside of this heart and a riot about to explode into flames Where is your God?
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
most-awkward-moments:
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
nutmeg-andcolfer:
duranduranderson:
what if he forgets the words and kermit gives him a look
E!: Hi Darren. We want to ask you something. Feel free to say no.
Darren Criss: Okay! Go for it!
E!: We want you to sing with Kermit the-
Darren Criss: FUCK YES THAT IS SO ORGANIC YES PLEASE. I WILL DEFINITELY SING WITH KERMIT HELL YES. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD ASK ME MY MOM IS GOING TO BE SO HAPPY HOLY SHIT. YES I WILL WORK WITH KERMIT. I'M JUST A GUY. WOW THIS IS FUCKING INSANE. MY BROTHER WORKS WITH FREELANCE WHALES HE LOVES KERMIT.
numbsex:
i wish i had never gotten close to you
